Route aggregation and increasing payload
multiway-peering and net-friendly c-code
boxes that filter on source-routed pings
these are a few of my favourite net-things

multicast native and option-free packets
vlans that don’t break and short as-path links
measures with meaning to bring
these are a few of my favourite net-things

when my link’s toast
when the spam grows
when my throughput hits ground
I simply remember my favourite net-things
and then I don’t feel …. so down

far-reaching coverage and routing that’s stable
aggregate flow-stats and ?? are able
to backoff when shown that the net’s being ??ed
these are a few of my favourite net-things

routeres that do RED and balanced net-loading
video ? with high ? coding
raw packet traces to dissect and see
all of my absolute favourite net-things

when DNS freaks,
when my routes leak
when I loose a peer
I try to remember my favourite net-things
and then go buy more net-gear

visualisations of virtual networks
discovering features and new IOS quirks
vendors build stacks that respect TCP
these are a few of my favourite net-things

SNMP tools like MRTG
knowing how to unconfig your pvcs
measurement boxes that sniff OC3
these are a few of my favourite net-things

when my page stalls
or they pass laws
to invade free net-speech
i simply remember that it could be worse
at least there are still sites, I reach

cool network geeks and their company perks
analysis tools in which true insight lurks
stable peer sessions and route symmentry
these are a few of my favourite net things

multimode fibres with an optical splitter
bgp sessions config’ed not to litter
reverting from ATM back to IP
these are a few of my favourite net-things

when pop-ups leap,
when copyrights creep
into my browser’s cache
I simply remember that SDMI
will most likely burn and crash

stock trading websites that haven’t yet crashed
mp3 players with plenty of flash
having my cellphone talk to my PC
these are a few of my favourite net-things

linux and open and free bsd
persistence in TCPs HTTP
finally remembering my pgp key
all of my absolute favourite net-things

when backhoes steam
or time waits bring
servers to the ground
I simply remember my favourite net-things
and then I don’t feel so down.

So juhu tralla, jubel jubel freufreu, jetzt bin ich auch ein aktiver “Facebookler” bzw. ich habe es mir fest vorgenommen einer zu werden. Wenn ihr Geld habt, cool, jung und optimalerweise weiblich seit dann werdet meine Freunde, damit ich das Fressenbuch auch sinnvoll nutzen kann. Facebook ist inzwischen auch in deutscher Sprache verfügbar, damit man sich als Kartoffel leichter zurechtfindet. Continue Reading »

Amazon Deutschland hat sein Design auf das amerikanische Layout umgestellt.

Das neue Layout hat das Menü nicht mehr oben drüber sondern eine ausklappbare JavaScript-Navigation in der linken Seitenleiste. Das man jetzt die Wunschlisten anderen Amazon Mitglieder per Namen oder Emailadresse suchen kann kannte ich noch nicht aber obs wirklich neu ist kann ich nicht sagen. Ansonsten scheint sich erstmal nicht viel zu ändern da die Artikelseiten und Funktionen identisch wirken. Continue Reading »